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Dear Annie,

Q: I’m having a real issue with my father-in-law. We were at a family get-together, and he caressed my booty while we were waiting in line. I was fixing my husband’s (his son) plate and my father-in-law got behind me and really rubbed on my booty. I thought it was an accident because we were so close to each other, but he winked at me afterwards. My father-in-law is one of those think-he’s-young types. He’s got a six-year-old and he’s at least 65. I think he’s really trying to get at me. I don’t know whether or not I should tell my husband or just continue to ignore my father-in-law’s advances.

A: Ms. Ma’am, are you interested in the daddy? Do the daddy look good? Because not once did you say that you didn’t like him touching on your booty. You like the son, maybe you want the original? The fact that you didn’t tell your husband yet makes me think you might want a piece of that old man. You’re the one that said he still got it. Do some soul searching and really think about if you want the Mister or the Senior. To me it sounds like you’re in the mood for some aged meat.